America’s Inherent Maleness

Ok, the past couple of days I have seen a big war on Viagra and pee pee dysfunction and the fact that women pay over 1 million or billion (someone will correct me) in medical care a year than men (and we shouldn’t say wo/men, we should probably say, female and males ages 12 to 67 or something like that because this is the reproductive ages in America and where hormones on both the male and female side are most likely to cause damage to the human body.

Now for more fun, it wasn’t until 10 to 15 years ago that the Medical Community realized that “OMG! Females and Males are different and when it comes to diagnosis and treatment the song is not the same” Do tell…. please.

Recently, and recently for the medical break through or change in medical diagnosis is 10 to 15 years, recently for some things (like the mammogram) is the 15th century but i digress. So, it was recently discovered that women’s heart attacks are different from men’s (sorry male female) damage different parts, have different symptoms, and caused by different “problems”. Ya don’t say.

Recently, a connection between neurological problems and hormones has become a big study. Seizure disorders in females might be caused by premenstrual cycle or by menopause, in males the start of puberty, lack of the certain something and it has nothing to do with viagra baby.

Recently, bone deterioration, dementia, and so many “disorders” is different for a male and female. Yet for hundreds of years our bodies have been treated and diagnosed the same (except for those icky parts below our belly buttons that we aren’t s’posed to talk about)

So the reason for women’s (sorry again females) health costs being higher: 1) we are finally being treated like women 2) the medical, pharmaceutical, scientific, and FDA are fixing all the screw ups they’ve made over the last ooooh CENTURY!!! by treating female bodies like female bodies. GASP!  3) the amazing retraining of the medical community to recognize signs of possible death causing illness or “disorder” like a heart attack which is now different for females because, well, you guessed it..we’re women. Question: who do you think received the bill for that jaw dropping wonderment? Was it shared with all off us equally?

Aw HELL no, its bad enough that we females have too much sex, get raped, marry violent men on purpose just to get state aid, us hussies have to pay for this 15th century way thinking some how, so lets bill the housewives for them bright, PhD’s, FDA, MD’s (again etc) for thinking that maleness was inherent in all of us.